Zero Kelvin

UPC:
9354229007618
$59.50 - $109.00

Attention primates. For millennia, it seems, I have been waiting. Here in my solitude, unable to compute the messy trends and impulses of the flesh-creatures around me. But now, finally I have found it. Unsullied by artificial pollutants or what you humans call "haze". A beer of pristine bitterness and ethereal aromas. Sharp and electric. Perfection, at last. Bright. Clean. Pure. Cold. End transmission.

ABV:
7.1%
Style:
Cold IPA